Heres where the extra penny went....

So Ive had a lot on my brain today, just contemplation of various things. I read all my comics that updated today and started a new one. Oddly, the new one vaguely reminds me of myself. However, of course, the pudgy, slightly uncertain but capable main character has bigger boobs than me. Men have penis envy but there thrives, sadly and undeniably, breast envy. It shouldnt matter but it does. Hell I wouldnt mind be so fat if my boobs proportioned me out better. But alas I am a curvy, plump pear with smallish breasts. All hail fate and her amusement. Another though that danced across my mind today was this, my blog. Quite peculiar that Im not quite sure how to do this, though Im sure in due time Ill learn. As we can see, I am being horrendously lazy with my punctuation. Not typical for me except in friendly emails, texts and Facebook posts. But then again I will have to attribute that to laziness. So the last random pondering I had today was a series of rhetorical questions my grandma has that are actually pretty funny. What disease did cured ham actually have? Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made of? And lastly- my favorite besides the ham one- If you put your two cents in but it only costs a penny for your thoughts, where does the extra penny go? I thought about it and thought about and it made me laugh! Very clever. Where indeed does that extra penny go? My theory: It pays for the quiet